OUR tree still isn’t up. Our decorations are still in the loft. Perhaps we could just send the kids up to the loft and let them sort it all out this year, without interference from me? Would the elder two be able to get the decorations up without trying to throttle each other with tinsel or have a sword fight using two ends of a plastic tree? Would Billy resist using the glass baubles as footballs and would Bonnie end up climbing the tree to swap the angel for her Barbie Cinderella?
I’m not sure I care anymore. The Tree is officially Bloke’s job.